Attack of the Fangirls' Profiles

Alucard: enigmatic, strong, powerful, old, wise, and uber-cool vampire who dispatches other vampires for Hellsing.  Master of Seras, mastered (to an extent) by Integra, true undead and proud of it.  His fans:


Name: Beth Athena Daigneault
Pairings shipped: AxSelf "but I realize Alucard isn't really the type to get romantic. Actually, I can't really see much romance going on."
Personality: Well, if you view every personality as falling in between a range on a scale between extremes, she's what you'd get if you took that scale and wrapped it around so that the Extreme ends touched and then got rid of the "normal' part of the scale. Can be broody and withdrawn or bouncy and bubbly, depending on how she feels.
Rant: Rant: Sexy sexy Alucard. Ooooo fangs fangs....  So awesome! Kills all the wimpy freaks without any trouble. I love that grin... I wouldn't mind seeing that grin in person, even though it would probably mean I'd be dead in less than ten seconds but dying at Alucard's hands.. (or fangs) would be worth it.
Miscellany: Website

Name: Wyrren
Pairings shipped: AxS, PxS, IxE
Personality: Adores Alucard to the point of worship (calls him Master all the time rather than Alucard ^.^) and loves Alucard when he's pumped up and fighting and acting reeeally cooool.  Supports Hellsing/Iscariot co-operation; absolutely loves Seras when she's scary and berserker and vampiric; finds pairings in things that are really not pairings at all (ie. the bickering of Integra and Maxwell).
Rant: Alucard is so powerful and Alucard has such a sexy voice and Alucard's got two really cool guns and Alucard never lets the enemy get away and Alucard's so dark and mysterious and Alucard always says such cool stuff and everybody's afraid of Alucard and Alucard's always so proud and Alucard makes such a good master and Alucard looks so hot when he smirks (etc etc)
Miscellany: LiveJournal

Name: Lynn
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: A music geek; a hyeractive twin who loves to do anything to make someone else laugh, even if it means hurting herself ^_^  Favorite colors are blue, read, and black, even before Hellsing.
Rant: Love Alucard! He's the hottest guy in anime! Who cares if he's dead! It just means he'll never go away! He's witty, he's humorous, you can't outsmart him, and he can piss off Integra without stopping for a breath (I wanna do that!) He should always be paired with Integra! ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS!
Miscellany: Downloads classical music.

Name: Crystal
Pairings shipped: AxI, PxS
Personality: Loves it when all hell lets loose!  And when Alucard shoots his guns, when Integra and Alucard, are talking, when Alucard and Andersong fight!  Has to say that Alucard is the hottest undead guy she's ever seen.
Rant: Want to be one of Alucard's vampire girls, lol.  Alucard is my Master!  I wish I could join Hellsing so I could hang out with Alucard and kill ghouls!  I want a piece of Alucard so I could keep him in my room!  I want to be able to do the control art restriction system!  I train every day so I could face Andersong and get great respect from Alucard, lol.

Name: Skye-chan
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Sometimes quiet, otherwise very talkative
Rant: EEE! Alucard Alucard Alucard! Go kiss Integra! You know you want to! x3
Miscellany: DeviantArt





Name: Lan
Pairings shipped: AxI; finds ExI hilarious
Personality: Absolutely adores AxI in any form; likes to see Integra and Enrico insult each other; will look all over the Internet just to find a specific pciture of Alucard to drool over and possibly use as a wallpaper; loves the bondage outfit; tends to throw fits when people call him 'Arucard' or 'Arkand' (don't ask).
Rant: Alucard's so sexy and his eyes are so scary and his dog form is the best thing and I want a dog like that and he's looks so awesome when he's chewing on a cross and he was so cool when he was fighting Andersong and he had a whole bunch of knives sticking out of his body and he was so sexy in the outfit in Order 10 and he looks  great with white hair!

Name: Jennifer
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Liable to latch on to Integra too ("She has the coolest voice!  And the niftiest tie-pin I have ever seen.")  Carries a katana about her whenever she can; is not a homicidal maniac, it's a comfort thing.  Stuent, catburglar in training, part-time translator; gets mistaken for a guy on occasion.
Rant: Alucard is so cool. He's got the most wonderful voice. And Alucard has beautiful vampire fangs which are nice and shiny and white. And he's got the best hairdo which is reminiscent of the out-of-bed-look but better looking and cool and fantastic and infinitely spiffier than anyone else's morning-hair. And he's well-groomed without even trying. And he's got the niftiest hat. And his sunglasses are so neat. And he just laughs when he gets shot in the head which is so cool and I wish I could do that but I can't because I'll probably be dead, being mortal and all. And he's immortal which is peachy keen because he'll stay sexy forever. And he's got the most awe-inspiring set of guns. And he can turn into bats and pools of blood and eyes and insects which is outright marvelous. And his psychopathic dacnomaniacal laughs are so cute. And Alucards ties are delectably dandy and they match with Integra's which is adorable. And his gloves are super...

Name: Inness
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP, MajorxDonut, AxSelf
Personality: Prone to mischief, hyperness, sometimes aggression if being messed with.  Often forms lonely, obsessive attachments to cartoon characters (including Nightcrawler, Basil of Baker St., and others) or others that don't exist.  Friends think she's insane for the most part.  Fond of the words "nifty" and "spiffy"; enjoys writing, drawing, sending happy emails, and being devious.  Oh, and reading Shine.
Rant: Alucard is so incredibly sexy and tall and dark and red and black and white all together are my favorite colors and his glasses are so friggin' spiffy and and and he has the best guns ever and his ties are a little odd but still wonderful and his coffin is gorgeous and HE is gorgeous and his berserker phase is so amusing and he absolutely makes me swoon when he gets close to Integra and I love his black sense of humour and his nifty hellhound shape and all his lovely little bats and he is the coolest vampire ever and nobody can beat him and I LOVE HIM!!! :)
Miscellany: Website, DeviantArt

Name: Erica
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP
Personality: Extremely hyper, even for a fangirl.  A firm believer of the sexual tension between Alucard and Integra; says "squee" a lot.  Incredibly random at times.
Rant: *takes a deep breath* ALUCARD IS SO SEXY AND HIS RED EYES ARE AWESOME AND HIS SHEER PYSCHOTICNESS IS SPIFFY BECAUSE THE WAY HE LOVES TO KILL PEOPLE IS COOL (O.o in fiction! i'm not deranged! XD) AND HIS FANGS ARE SEXY TOO AND I LOVE HOW HE LOOKS WITHOUT HIS HAT AND GLASSES AND VAMPIRES ARE JUST SPIFFY IN GENERAL BECAUSE BEING UNDEAD IS AWESOME AND I LOVE THE WAY HIS VOICE SOUNDS IN THE ANIME, IT'S SO SEXY AND I LOVE THE HIS GUN, IT'S AN AWESOME WEAPON AND HIS ABILITY TO TRANSFORM INTO RANDOM THINGS IS BEYOND COOL ! *breathes once more* AND I can't seem to think of anything more at the moment.  Stupid allergies messing up my BRAIN!

Name: Jared
Pairings shipped: AxS, AxI
Personality: Knows that Alucard cannot be beaten EVER, idolizes Alucard and everything that goes with him.  Plays off of Tension between AxI and AxS
Rant: Alucard is so strong and Alucard is so cool and Alucard is so stylish and Alucard has the coolest glasses in the world.  I want Alucard's treachcoat!  Alucard has such cool powers and Alucard is so sly and Alucard is such a bad*** and Alucard has the coolest smile in the world and Alucard has the coolest guns ever and  whenever Alucard kills a bad guy I get all warm and squishy inside =3
Miscellany: Has lots of Alucard wallscrolls.  Oh, and vampire teeth too :D

Name: Megan (aka DeathChocobo)
Pairings shipped: AxA or AxSelf
Personality: Usually drools over Alucard most of the time, doesn't really like Enrico,
likes Alex in a strange sort of way (perhaps the scar).  Generally idolizes Alucard
even when he's blasted into bits and pieces.
Rant: Waii Alucard is so awesome ^.^! Hes so cool and calm and his eyes are really cool..they like stare into your soul. His clothes are so awesome and his hair is so awesome and he has a really really big gun for shooting freaks! w00t! Alucard-sama is the daigomi (best).
Miscellany: Prefers to watch the DVDs in Japanese.

Name: Jen
Pairings shipped: AxI, PxS; and IxE if they were seriously drunk
Personality: One of nature's cynics; has a weird sense of humor in that she's into black comedy and laughing at the foibles of humanity.
Rant: Alucard is sooo cool.  He's got these two huge guns, and he wears a groovy red coat, and he's a vampire!  How much cooler can one man get?  He's got red eyes, and he's got a great sense of humor, and cool boots, and he smirks!  He can walk through walls, and everything, and I wish he'd bite me.  I wouldn't mind being one of his children, but I don't care as long as I don't end up a ghoul.  (I actually ranted like this to a friend of mine over MSN.  She had no idea was Hellsing was...  BLASPHEMY!!)
Miscellany: Is a witch.  As in, she casts spells.  Never without her pentacle, which as a wolf's head on it.

Name: Laurel
Pairings shipped: Kinda hates pairings, but SxP is obvious; AxI; if he wasn't from the Vatican and she wasn't Protestant, IxE
Personality: Usually insanly hyper, watches hellsing more often than most people she knows... spends hours finding and downloading music, manga translations, and music videos relating to Hellsing.
Rant: Oooh! Alucard's so awesome and powerful and strong and he can turn into a doggie! And eat people and kill things and regenerate and he gets to drink blood and he's so cool he can like, impale idiots who get in his way and he has sexy black hair and the most awesome hat and the coat and he's so awesome!!....
Miscellany: Website

Name: Kyona Aitoshiima (Kyona the Alucard Wannabe)
Pairings shipped: Strictly AxI; SxP
Personality: Pretty mean and swift at comebacks; would probably be a Seras hater; an Integra and Alucard lover, extra nice to them, semi-nice to everyone but Seras.  Usually ends the comeback with "Genius."
Rant: MAHAHA! Yoush have the sexiest voice and hair and glasses and big red hat and coat with the little armie-capie-thinies and the cute pointy nose and the big guns which are AWESOME and the cool red eyes and that cute adorable grin when you're angry and sexy voice and hair and eyes and glasses and sexy voice and the guns and the SUPER HAND OF DOOM! And the sexy voice and master and pink wrappy thingies on your hat and knee-high boots and DID I MENTION TEH SEXY VOICE?!?!
Miscellany: Website

Name: Caitlyn
Pairings shipped: AxI, ExI, A(lex)xS
Personality: Has a tendency to rant about how hot Alucard's eyes and hair make him look, would do anything to have Alucard as her pet and servant, thinks Alucard is sexier than all the other guys.
Rant: Alucard would make a perfect lover for Integra, he has a nice smile and you can definitely tell that he cares about his master, and I would kill to be his fangirl, oh please please please!
Miscellany: janandlukelover on Shine Oekaki

Name: Amanda
Pairings shipped: Hates inter-Hellsing pairings; pursues herself with Alucard.  Much more ambitious.
Personality: Creative, overly involved, outgoing; likes what she likes and that's all she can say.  Is an anime junkie at heart.  Draws, a lot: there are enough papers all over the floor of her room to wallpaper half her house.  Tries to think for herself most of the time; trends are not her thing, not at all.  Will wear what she wants how she wants to wear it, thank you very much.  Doesn't care what anyone thinks about her; will tromp around school wearing her Alucard T-shirt.
Rant: ahh!! ohhmygosh Alucard is so freaking amazing and I love him with every fiber of my being and Alucard is just so kick-arse and Alucard's got those amazing guns and Alucard can do anything and I would give my immortal soul to him and Alucard is the one whom I idolize and I want to be Alucard when I grow up and Alucard's so sexy and so hot and Alucard's the most awsome vampire in all of anime and Alucard and kill anyone and Alucard is so cool and keeps everything under control and Alucard has such a nifty outfit and his eyes are the bestest shade of red in the world and Alucard will never give up and he's always willing to fight for the ones he honors and Alucard should be everyone's role model...
Miscellany: Used to loathe Integra and despise AxI, but Shine has made it easy to bear; has actually grown a slight fondness for Integra.

Name: Danielle (Dani)
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP
Personality: Big reader, likes anime and manga (of course), quiet, keeps to herself, fairly large imagination (at least I think so).
Rant: OK, I'll keep it brief: I just think Alucard is the shiznit!! Now, my knowledge comes mostly from the manga, so, bear with me a bit. The whole thing where he turned into the Hellhound I thought was just the greatest thing since sliced bread!  Plus, he's got the absolute sexiest voice!! *faints*
Miscellany: LiveJournal

Name: Tama Ki Amada (Tama)
Pairings shipped: AxSelf, AxI
Personality: A bit cynical, tends to have a fangy smirk on her face almost all the time.  Slightly hyper but mainly cool headed.  Dresses in black and has a Walter-like outfit but a bit more feminine.  Overall nice, cynical and a tad evilly.... in a good way
Rant: Ah Alucard is simple the best.  He has strength, wits, looks and damn... the sexiest smirk.  You can't just help but love him, and the way he acts towards Integra is so cute.  As a vampire he kicks major *** and could take the whole Vatican down if he pleased.

Name: Elizabeth (Liz)
Pairings shipped: AxS, AxI
Personality: Usually nice, but can have a bit of a temper sometimes.  Loves reading about vampires; often fantasizes about Alucard.
Rant: Alucard is so great and Alucard is so powerful and Alucard has a spiffy red hat and Alucard dresses so nice and Alucard has mesmerizing eyes and Alucard has awesome weaponry and I love the way Alucard gets on Integra's nerves and Alucard is so sexy and Alucard is so handsome and...and...I JUST LOVE HIM!!!!  *spasms*
Miscellany: Loves Metallica, but that's not really important, now is it?

Name: Alyssa
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Generally dislikes Iscariot; knows a ton about vampire mythology (and all mythology in general); tends to stare at Alucard for long moments.
Rant: Alucard is the kawaiiest and bestest of all vampires!  Even Lestat isn't as cool as he!  He has the neatest hat and he must have hundreds of pairs of sunglasses in a drawer or something because they break almost every episode, and his suit is so adorable!  And he got his head blown off by ANdersong and then it came back all cool and stuff and then he shoots off Andersong's arm.  And then when you think he can't get any greater he can turn into a wonky hellhound and like ate or something Luke!
Miscellany: Hasn't seen all the episodes.

Name: Valerie
Pairings shipped: AxI; "maybe a little IxE just to be a bit of a masochist . . ."
Personality: When she's not studying, she's hanging out with people watching anime or X-Files.  Cynical exterior, but gooey romantic feeling inside . . . which is why she hopes for the best with Alucard and Integra..mm..banter...also loves the tension between Iscariot and Hellsing.
Rant: Alucard is such a bad*** and he's so hot and he has the best fashion sense for someone his age and even when he was tied in that strait-jacket in the dungeon he was sooo sexy and his hair is so cool since it can extend or shorten however he feels like  I wish I could have Alucard's hair!  And in episode 10 where he watched over Integra through her whole operation was the sweetest romantic thing I've ever seen without going over the top and being too saccharine about it and every time I watch episode 13, I keep rewinding to the last scene where he awaits Integra's order and he's so sexy with the blood dripping from his white glove...
Miscellany: DeviantArt

Name: Kage
Pairings shipped: SerasxPaul Wilson
Personality: Usually very friendly, lazy, but will do lots of things for strangers, friends, yeah, LOVES anime and manga; has a knack for Greek mythology and about 25 story ideas.
Rant: Alucard always has a spare pair of yellow tinted glasses!
Miscellany: Fan of Alucard, Seras, or Integra; Alucard was always an ultimate favorite but will happily take Integra.


Name: Zafiel (Z-chan)
Pairings shipped: "I don't want you to hate me for this but I support AxS."
Personality: Fourteen and has an obsession with vampires; Alucard is her favorite vampire.  Can get very hyper; loves anime, and tends to annoy people in her fanfics.
Rant: I'll be honest with you I am not good with rants, but I love
Arucards evilness, and how hot he looks (I told my brother once I wouldn't mind being married to him).


Name: Cait
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Can get extremely excited like most people, but on a higher level, much higher.  makes high-pitched noises on the sight of bishis (Alucard).  VERY random comments ("OMG I love Alucard, you know Marc right?  He was so nice yesterday, and speaking of which I don't like ketchup").
Rant: Alucard.... ya, ya, ya, yaaaaa, yaaa, ya, yaaaaa!  I love that song it comes from the soundtrack where Alucard is on the front, YUP YUP!  Good God Alucard is a bishie!  He is my bishie!!!!  WEEEEEEEE!!!!  yup yup, thas what it says in my buddy info.  Why am I so attracted to men of murder?  What do u call a group of crows????  A MURDER!!!  REDRUM!!!!  Alucard has a RED coat!!!  OMG, he looks so good in it too!  'Specially in the picture where he's out on the porch with Integra!!!  ooooooooo!!!!!!!

Name: Staci
Pairings shipped: AxI, AxS, AxA
Personality: Adores Alucard, plays off Alucard being(/hinted at) in (almost) any pairing.^^  Kind of hyper, doesn't dislike any of the characters...well, maybe except Incognito, ick.^_^
Rant: Alucard is the coolest!  And he's a vampire, and he's got guns, and he's tough!  And no one can beat Alucard!  Alucard has fangs, so cool!!^^  And if he transformed or turned into a shadow I would probably be like: Ahhh!!(or Eeee!!)^^ Do it again!! do it again!!
Miscellany: Has only seen the first manga.

Name: Jessie
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Pretty much acts like Integra in some ways: loves being dominant over her boyfriend, who looks and acts like Alucard, ironically, and even calls her Master.  Hates admitting her feelings, even to him most of the time.  Thinks Enrico is a real jerk and should die for being Catholic, not to mention Andersong; sketches a lot of stuff; loves plushies and anthro art.
Rant: Alucard is the most sexiest vamp alive.  Alucard can suck my neck any day and I wouldn't care!  I wish I could play with his guns!  Did you know Alucard spelled backwards is Dracula?  I just love it when Alucard gets all insane and violent when he finds a good fight.  I felt so sad for him when he killed Luke so easily!  I love it when he's a hellhound and I would cuddle him to death if I could without having an arm ripped off! ^^  I love his big red coat, glasses, hat and especially his eye!!!  I love his reeeeed eyes O_O  That's the best thing about that vampiric man.  I just love how Alucard insults people so easily and ****es everyone off cause it's just so cute and he's so uber hotter when he takes off his glasses and hat....Something tells me I need to shut up and get on with it.
Miscellany: "I would come up with a 101 ways for Andersong to die if I had the time, believe me, after him hurting Alucard >_<"

Name: Alex Short
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: "Flamboyantly gay, that should cover it.  'Cept I don't do the whole hand thing."
Rant: Alucard is so cute and I just love the way his glasses are the way they are all shiney and cool and I love his pointy pointy teeth and his blaze-faire attitude and his hair is so rugged and charming and I really love his hat which is all floopy and cute and his pretty pointy teeth and YEEK! did I mention that already???  O.O
Miscellany: Webcomics

Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed.  So please don't sue me.