Attack of the Fangirls' Profiles

Sir Integral Wingates Hellsing: the amazingly awesome leader of the Hellsing Organization and title character of the series.  Cool, calm, coordinated, and in control; also secretly a major babe.  Her fans:

Name: Kate
Pairings shipped: Devoutly AxI, SxP, VERY slightly ExI if done right
Personality: Writes fanfiction about AxI but never seems to quite finish; makes anime music videos until four in the morning.  When excited, babbles and mixes up words.  When tired, has been told she turns into "Katie" because she's just nuts and will sit and laugh until she can't breathe at just about anything even remotely funny.  Katie is also a pervert who is trying to write AxI hentai . . .
Rant: Integra is the best anime character ever and I just absolutely adore her and worship the ground she walks on And her eyes are such a gorgeous blue, I want to get blue contacts just so I can have eyes like Integra Her hair is the coolest 'cause its such a great color and it can defy gravity and she just the coolest person and she target shoots just like me, but she is so much better than me 'cause I could never even come close to the perfection that is Integra she doesn't let her emotions show and if something even hints that she's weak then she will rip them a new one and lets Alucard have them for dinner.

Name: Kalie
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP
Personality: A computer and anime geek; can get very giddy and goofy when anything Hellsing-related comes up.  Loves to see Iscariot and Hellsing get into it, especially if Integra gets to kick some butt!
Rant: I absolutely love Integra!  She doesn't take any **** (can I say ****?) from anybody!  She could take all of Iscariot by herself!  And Alucard is so cool and the two of them should get to get together and kick vampire and Iscariot butt!
Miscellany: Runs the Hellsing Guild on Neopets

Name: Jess
Pairings shipped: AxI, AxA, IxS
Personality: Loves the tension between Alucard/Integra, likes how everything is a struggle for dominance between them.  Thinks Alex has the coolest sharp pointy things and accent, and Integra is sexy (yes, yuri-girl...wishes Integra wasn't straight, but can still drool).
Rant: Integra kicks ***!  She has the neatest evil glare and can freeze baddies in their tracks and can be cool and calm when pinned to the floor and...  *is a pervert fangirl, starts nosebleeding at mention of her being pinned to the floor*  She is totally masterful and gorgeous and smart and I bow before Integra! Oh, Integra-sama! TAKE ME!  *running glomp*

Name: Morgan
Pairings shipped: AxI; dislikes AxW, AxA, and IxE
Personality: Will point out any possible AxI romantic/tense moments and emphasize it, has a tendancy to obsess over AxI - in great and unhealthy amounts, has a deep and passionate dislike for Maxwell and Anderson or their proximity to the presence of Integra and her greatness, wishes Seras would stop being a wuss.
Rant: Integraaaaaaaaaa!  Whoamygod, Sir Hellsing is so forceful and strong, compassionate for her work and squeee she's the best there is and will kick your sorry butt and see I can do the Integra dance!  Integra dance, wheeee!  Prolonged exposure to Integra cannot make you cool because she is the coolest of cool and their is no way you can dominate her greatness becaaaause Integra's so cool and has a pet vampire that can chew on things like whoa and you don't!  That's why!!
Miscellany: LiveJournal

Name: Jenn
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP, IxS, IxRip
Personality: Loves anything to do with Hellsing.  Supports Enrico giving up and groveling unworthily at Integra's feet.  Integra is the sexiest, and there is no competition.  Detests stupidity, and Seras in the anime (totally useless!); would probably give Seras cold stares, unless she and Integra were doing something strange, in which case wouldn't notice her.  Would fight anyone for Integra.
Rant: Integra is MINE! And oh so much better than anyone else! She breaks the unspoken boundaries of anime females and could kill you with her little finger! Cold, frosty exterior, with a gooy center you know must be in there somewhere. You, of course, can't get to it before she shoots you down with a glare from one of her amazing violet-blue eyes, hiding behind her glasses. She can do anything! Integra is like, Super Anime Babe! Unlkie Seras, of is totally unless and can seldom attract fanboys who aren't solely interested in her everexpanding bust size, and skimpy uniform. Why does she wear that anyway? Did Integra assign her it? .... But Integra could get a girl so much better if she wanted! >_< WTH?! AxI makes  more sense! JUST SAY NO TO AxS! Seras, BAD! Integra, GOOD!
Miscellany: DeviantArt

Name: Mish
Pairings shipped: RABIDLY AxI; PxS
Personality: Obsessed with Hellsing and enjoys beating down with the martial arts people who say differently.  Though she doesn't beat Lorena down, just guilts her into AxI (Moohahahaha).
Rant: Integra kicks so much *** one can't even describe it. Instead of bawling over her father's death and uncle trying to kill her, she sucked it up and stood up for what she believed in, backing down an undead with a gun that she knew had no effect on him.
Miscellany: Fanfiction.Net

Name: Edwina
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Thinks Integra should get together with Alucard, even if things could be a bit tricky sometimes.. Doesn't like Enrico much but thinks that the Iscariot/Hellsing co-operation thing is a good idea. Thinks Integra's fab.
Rant: Integra is just strong and cool and brilliant and and her glasses are nice and her hairstyle is soo original and she's always in control and...and... young Integra's adorable... Integra rules! And she always will!!
Miscellany: Website

Name: Aver
Pairings shipped: IxS, SxA(lex), SxHelena, SxIxHelenaxBaobhan Sith
Personality: Quiet, calm, slightly shy, though outgoing around friends, funny, happy mostly, wants to see the females of Hellsing in a cheesy visit-to-the-beach fill in episode.
Rant: Integra's like....dude....she's just so damn funky, the way she seems to just take everything in stride, even when Jan broke into her office she was just like 'eh...' BLAM and he's dead, even with the manic laughter she's still like, 'dude...just die' and then when Bub is kissin her she's like 'eh, well....it's cool' and even when she freakin' stabs her throat, she seem to take it all in stride and comes out...ok she comes out of it rather worse for wear, but damn, man, she cool, especially for the fact that she can fit that hot body into that suit and pull it off like she doesn't have a hot body at all!!

Name: Michelle
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP
Personality: Loves anything with Alucard and Integra; laughs over Hellsing and Iscariot trying to work together; loves Alucard, loves Integra.
Rant: Well what is not to like about her, she is a woman that kicks *** and askes questions later.  Even when things are down she doesn't let it get to her, love the color blue her eyes are, love to know how she does that thing with her hair to get it to stay up.  She doesn't let her control slip.
Miscellany: LiveJournal, Website

Name: Jamew85
Pairings shipped:
Personality: Also a fan of Andersong (a strange mixture, she knows); likes Maxwell too, but wouldn't call herself a fan (there are enough things she doesn't like about him, especially his look in the anime.  Always feels kind of killed by his snake-eyed look), though her friends say she looks a lot like the manga Maxwell (which is strange as she's a girl...).
Rant: I like Integra because she is such a strong woman (I wish I would be as strong...)
Miscellany: Cosplaying as Integra at the next anime con in Germany.

Name: Erin the Doujinshi-Ka
Pairings shipped: AxI, youngWxA, SxP
Personality: Plays off AxI tension; supports Hellsing/Iscariot cooperation; may patronize Enrico; idolizes Integra, whom she rightfully considers the sexiest of the lot.
Rant: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTEGRA!!!!!!!!
Miscellany: Webcomic (but you knew that.)

Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed.  So please don't sue me.