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Jan Valentine: the younger Valentine Brother, one of the vampire siblings to attack the Hellsing mansion and kickstart the main plot. Infamous for his extensive piercings and extremely foul mouth. His fans:
 Name: Hannah
Pairings shipped: Who cares as long as there's Jan??!
Personality: Very laid back until something sets off the squeal-o-meter. Diabetic; acts like a happy monkey on crack when blood sugar is low, then eats everything in sight and falls asleep. Likes piercings on other people . . . a lot.
Rant: holy *bleeping bleep* Jan is the best *bleeping* character known to *bleeping* man!!! he's so *bleeping* nifty and shmexy and he has those PIERCINGS and hes got that *bleeping* fabulously amazing BEANIE!!! omg!! How could anyone not LOVE JAN???? JAN is the *BLEEPING BLEEP*!! I love the way he SWEARS ALL THE *BLEEPING* TIME!! and hes so shmexy with his gorgeous little dialated eyes that make him look so cool and he has that awsome eye on his hat!!!! And his name is just so *bleeping* cool cause its Jan VALENTINE! and hes soooo nifty I can't talk about all the spiffy *bleeping* niftynesss!!!! And I LOVE THAT HE *BLEEPING* SWEARS ALL THE *BLEEPING* TIME!!!!!!!! *BLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**
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 Name: St. Jimmy
Personality: Making Hellsing-character costumes for all of her friends. Obsessive; once kissed a guy dressed as Jan at Sakuracon. Often called weird; bi; does things like riding around school in a chopping cart.
Rant: I love Jan!!! He's so awesomly cool with his lovely piercings and the cap tops it off. I mean come on who doesn't love a psyched guy that loves to blow things up and has a brother who was eaten...by a doggy. And seriously if Walter wasn't soooooo cool in whiping his a$$ I would have wanted to see him live a bit longer, but you know Walter...he's cool and old. But don't worry I still really like Jan! =smoochies on cheek= I'm such a cute little devil but compared to Jan I'm a tick on the side of a road. And that's why no matter what Jan is the best! Ra ra Jan!!!
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 Name: Sophia
Pairings shipped: PxS, LeifxJessica
Personality: Hyper much of the time; won't shut up. Wants to have a party whenever something good happens.
Rant: OMFG! IT'S JAN! I LOVE YOU! You are like so **** cool. Lets have a crazy go nuts party now! W00t. You are so coo! I love your that hat. The hat is one of the coolest hats ever! It would take a lot to make a cooler hat then that. I want to take it from you because it is so cool. The piercings are also very cool too. I mean I can't even count how many you have so it must be a lot! I want that many piercings one day I can run around and be all Jan-like then I it will be so cool. You should get another army of ghouls together and try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! That would be even cooler! XD Too bad you had to go up in flames though. :,( That was so sad.... I wanted to cry....... I love
you~
Miscellany: Website
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 Name: Piyo-chan
Pairings shipped: AxJan, AxLuke, AxI, LxJ, EnricoxLuke, ExJ, ExA, JxSelf, LukexSelf, AlucardxSelf
Personality: Really, REALLY obsessed with Hellsing. Swears and can be really violent if hears someone mocking pairings she supports and/or characters she is obsessed with. Loves duel-scenes and chaos in Hellsing; dreams about becoming a vampire herself. Won't shut up about things she loves if anyone mentions them. Goes hyper when sees anything related to her obsessions. Has the weirdest sense of humor and imagination for example, if there's some scene where a character stands near a cliff and says/does something very important for the storyline of the movie, can start giggling about how funny it would be if the character would trip and fall over the cliff in the middle of her/his speech). Can be chynical sometimes.
Rant: I love Valentine brothers they are so cute and adorable and tough! It's so unfair that Jan gets bleeped, they are just words! Luke is so cute and blonde and it was so sad when hellhound devoured him and it was unfair because Luke didn't know Alucard was invincible! He should atleast get a rematch now that he knows who he's opponent is! Jan is so cute with all his piercings and he wears a cool hat and he's so cute when he goes all insane and shoots everything in his way like whoa! Valentine Brothers Rule! Walter was so mean when he cut Jan's arm! And Ceras was so mean too, you can't attack from the back! Valentine Brothers Rock!!
Miscellany: Hates dubs over everything, even telemarketers. LiveJournal
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 Name: Lecky (Alexis)
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP, yWxA
Personality: Can be either caring and calm or hyper and loud. Loves scaring people around her with sick jokes and hyperness. Cares a lot about friends; can get too attached to certain people or anime characters (i.e. Jan). Out of the serious characters, Alucard is her favorite.
Rant: Jan is HOT, I don't care if anyone agrees with me or not, and just look at the piercings! You gotta love the bad boys, and Jan is the best as they come! He's by far the coolest Valentine brother, heck, the coolest character ever! How could you not love his laid back attitude? I'd LOVE to be one of those strippers there that worked with them for Jan! And he's strong too! He went out in flames! How cool is that!? I love Jan, ****ing, Valentine!!
Miscellany: DeviantArt; GreatestJournal
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Name: Erika
Pairings shipped: AxI, PxS, IxJ for the sake of oddness
Personality: Finds oddest things hilarious. Has vicious friends; is vicious herself. Swears almost as much as Jan. Can be hyper, but is usually half-asleep due to insomnia.
Rant: Jan is so most definitely the coolest BEEPing person in all of Hellsing and he's so BEEPing awesome because he BEEPing swears so BEEPing much, and he's a hot little BEEP and he has the BEEPing coolest yellow eyes and it's so BEEPing more original than all of those BEEPing red BEEPed-eyed BEEPers. And his BEEPing hat is so most definitely the most BEEPing coolest thing ever because it's got a BEEPing eye on it, I mean how many BEEPing people have BEEPing eyes on their hats? Come on! That's so BEEPing awesome! And he has officially the coolest BEEPing watch because it can BEEPing tell when those BEEPed up BEEPs- the Ghouls- are going to wake up! And then they do, and they kinda suck at everything, but that's OK because it's got something to do with Jan, which immediately makes it cool! And that watch, it even goes BEEPing negative! Does YOUR watch go negative? I didn't BEEPing think so! And his ha! ir is awesome because it is teh black, and teh black is not a colour and non-colours are boring (just like me!) but it's still awesome because it's... Jan's! And that makes everything better! And the FIRE! The Fire is so BEEPing cool, and think about it, he's BEEPing crazy and BEEPing awesome in every BEEPing possible manner! Because I mean he's about to die and what does he do? He BEEPing laughs! And it's a cool laugh, too, completely cool and INSANE which is a very good thing, because insane people are just awesome. And the piercings, too! Awesome style. They're everywhere! In fact, they're probably even in some places I'd rather NOT know that they are, but who gives a BEEP? They'd look better if they were silver instead of gold but silver burns and that's not fair because poor Janni can't use silver. v_v But that's OK because he's a vampire and he drinks blood in a Coca-Cola bottle! So much BEEPing better than BEEPing coke- that stuff is BEEPing disgusting, but blood is ! good! (Damn right I like blood!) And the awesomeness never ends, and he can summon fire all by himself even if it burns him to peices! And better yet, he's a FREAK! I mean, that's the beeping species' name, Freak, and it's also true about his personality! I mean, he BEEPing smokes Integra's stupid little cigars and then shows that he thinks it's stupid of her to waste money on them when half of the BEEPing world is starving to death, and then he goes and BEEPing kills people 'cos he doesn't REALLY BEEPing give a BEEPing BEEP! EEEEEEE! <3
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 Name: Shannon
Pairings shipped: JxSelf, JxA, AxI, AxA, IxE, PxS
Personality: Pretty quiet, unless ranting about her favorite characters; then wants the world to hear her. Pretty bouncy when ranting; can't stop moving. Tends to get in people's faces when ranting.
Rant: Oh my God Jan is so cool i love his hat I want it sooo bad but it would cost a lot and he's so cool with the black hair and the fangs I love those fangs SQUEE!!! I love Jan! Jan is so awesome and powerful it wasn't fair that he was killed but I guess I can forgive! Nyahahahahahaha!
Miscellany: RPs at this form as Forge
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 Name: Heather
Pairings shipped: None (except AxI and PxS, which are given)
Personality: Shy in person; massively crazy and /\/\@573R 0F 73|-| |337 5P3@|Rant: I don't care what anyone says! Jan is absolutely perfect just the way he is even with the cussing and the sheer stupidity at times. Sure he knows more four letter words than most comedians and rock stars but there's nobody else like him in the whole of Hellsing! And look at all those piercings! They're so artful and beautiful! You've got to be crazy or have a high pain tolerance for all those and I'm sure it's just the crazy which makes it all better and awesomer. AND YAY! HAT! I love that hat. I want that hat! GIMME! Mmmmm.... Hat.
Miscellany: DeviantArt
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 Name: Bettina
Pairings shipped: JxSelf, LxJ
Personality: Loves Jan; thinks he's completely hot. Loves Jan's piercings, hat, shiny things in general. Wants to steal the hat. Dislikes Kim; thinks Incognito is a moron. Loves to tease Incognito.
Rant: Jan is so hot and sexy. Hes the coolest vampire ever. He so funny and has a way with words. Even though his words are filled with enough profanity to make a nun pass out cold. I love how he dresses.He looks so amazing. Jans fangs are so sweet. He sure can handle his fire arms.He so fun to watch. Jan so much cooler then his brother. The thing I love most is his PIERCINGS. I wonder how many Jan has. Seven on his face but are there more. I think he has one in his tongue. So many shinies on Jans handsome face.
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 Name: Blade
Pairings shipped: Not too into pairings
Personality: Moody. Goes from "meh" and board to glomping everything in sight, then snappish, then back. Gets into obsessed fangirl mode when being hyper and random.
Rant: Jan is so ****ing awesome! Ok, so he may have a cussing problem.... but that's part of what's so damn cool about him! I love how excited and into what he's doing he gets, and how he cusses and yells and ****. And as for how he looks... there's something creepy, but in an awesome way,
about how wide his eyes are and tiny the pupils/irises, and just how he's always got this grinning, wide-eyed expression on his face. And the piercings! Way cool! he's just so ****ing awesome-looking!
Miscellany: Has a bit of a cussing problem. Website
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 Name: Nyte
Pairings shipped: JxSelf, AxI, SxP
Personality: Random and quite possibly insane. Not usually hyper, except after much popcorn and soda. Fairly friendly; talkative; easy to get along with if you can tolerate constant random comments. Loves Jan; loves Jan's hat; also loves squirrels.
Rant: Jan is the greatest thing since churros, and that's saying a lot. Jan has an awesome hat and very good fashion sense, track suits are never not cool unless they're really ugly with polka dots but thankfully Jan has enough sense not to pick one like that. And yellow eyes. Yellow. There is only one thing cooler then yellow eyes, and that is Jan himself, making him even cooler than before, if that is possible. And you know, he's just plain sexy with the piercings and all. This does not seem to be a widely shared opinion, but that's okay, more Jan for me. He's also not afraid to speak his mind, which is also very sexy, even if speaking his mind means using several curses.
Miscellany: AIM: NyteDarkness
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