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The wombat round of fans of Alucard:
Name: Ellie Maxwell
Pairings shipped: AxI, PxS, AxS Personality: Quite pervy when it comes to fangirling; will happily encourage characters to fight. Rant: OHMIGAWD ALUCARD'S SO HOT AND SO GREAT AND DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM! Girlycard is soooo cute too, I mean, I’d have her, she’s hawt. And don’t you think Alucard’s so cool that he doesn’t have to get older or younger! I mean, he’s just soooooooo fantastic! And he met THE DOCTOR! I’d give so much to meet the Doctor, I envy Alucard so much, but its okay cause Alucard’s cool. Him and Integra are so together, too, they’re just hiding it, I bet. Alucard is just soooo cool, with his hat and his glasses and ohmigawd he’s soooo hawt! 
Name: Chino Kiri
Pairings shipped: Axeveryone, especially AxAA Personality: Very perverted and loud, loves violence & fights, especially when Alucard uses his vampire-powers. Pretty sadistic, except when it's Alucard who gets hurt. But when others get hurt? Dies from laughter. Likes also Seras's berserk-mode. Loves any kind of attention, tries his best to be in the spotlights 24/7. Rant: Personally, I think Alucard is everything we need in Hellsing, I mean c'mon, who needs Seras who just ends up crying and curling on the floor while others save the day? She doesn't even have enough guts to drink blood. Pip is useless too, since he's just a boring old mortal. If even Seras can take him on, how could he survive in the middle of ghouls out there? I bet Alucard wouldn't even have to be a servant to Integra, he probably just wants an excuse to be near her. It's pretty obvious that those two have something more going on than a lame old servant/master-thing. 
Name: Elina
Pairings shipped: AxI, Axself, SxP Personality: Likes battles, especially Alucard versus Alex. Big guns are awesome, as is Walter's timeless style. Wants to hang in Alucard's hair and see everything. Hates it if something goes unseen. Barely dares blink eyes while watching anime. Hellsing-Iscariot cooperation is unthinkable: they're enemies. Curious (what does Alucard keep in his pockets?), wants to know everything about everything. Rant: Alucard is wonderful! He has so deep voice and even sound of his footsteps are so horrific. He has two guns! I like guns! I wonder what does he keep in his pockets? Is shapechange tiring? And where his guns goes when he is dog? He is so cute and sexy and scary and fascinating and fun and dangerous and deadly. He even looks so cool with all those fangs and coat and tie and sunglasses and boots and suit and hair! 
Name: Ramona
Pairings shipped: PxS, IxA, SxI, SxA Personality: A weirdo, and a little perverted. Behaviour is good, but can get angry very fast. Not shy, not a hider! Likes both fighting and romance. Has a "thing" for mens backs and necks. Rant: I love you Alucard! You are so dangerous and mean, but that only make you hotter. Can I bite you? Pretty please? I really like dark hair and yours is so nice, and it grows when you want it to, and red eyes are so hot, and creepy. Makes my tommy tickle. I think you dress so cool, and I love your hat and glasses. I wish I could have you as a pet. I would take good care of you. I would let you sleep in my bed, have nice donor-blood and your own chewing-toys..... 
Name: Inara
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP, Sxd!W, SchroedingerxSeras (one-sided crush) Personality: Unintentionally loud with some distinct heckling tendencies in a MST3K sort of way (very fond of my grandfather's standby of making an innocent sentence sound like innuendo with the addition of 'that's what the soldier said to the girl', 'that's what the showgirl said to the bishop', etc), a little paranoid, and pervy in that special kind of way that only a former Catholic schoolgirl can be (what? goosing you on the way up the stairs? noooooo...I was...uh...steadying myself...really...). Rant: Ha, Incognito was a joke compared to Alucard's ability, especially since he's a Szekely, generally considered to be incredible warriors anyway, regardless of the extra abilities he has as a Midian! The only way you could really get a fair fight against Alucard would be if you could find some way to combine the entire cast of Dragonball Z, Godzilla, and an Eva unit, because I totally think Alucard could take out an Eva unit with just the "Sex Beam", of course technically an Eva unit does have blood, and really anything with blood doesn't stand a chance against Alucard Miscellany: Effulgent Studios 
Name: Bloody Shadow
Rant: Oh my God! Alucard is sooooo cute, and hot, and I want to cuddle him, and hold him and kiss him....I don't know why some people are scared of him. He's sooo adorable when he gets that huge crazy smile on his face...Awwwww.... [The rest of this fan's info has unfortunately been lost in the shuffle.] 
Name: KitsuneSam
Pairings shipped: Ready for this one? All right- SerasxAlucard, Young!WalterxGirlycard, Dark!WalterxBlood!Seras, PipxAlucard (don't ask), Dark!WalterxCaptain, YumikoxHeinkel, YumiexHeinkel, EnricoxIntegra, PipxIntegra (once again... don't ask), SerasxIntegra, SerasxIntegraxAlucard and I'm not fond of PipxSeras but think it can be cute sometimes if well written. Oh. I'm also not fond of IntegraxAlucard but ditto what I said for PipxSeras (only ditch the word cute and put in hot). Personality: Pervy, pervy, pervy. Worse than most of the guys at my school and I corrupt everyone around me with my thoughts (mostly yaoi, but enjoys het and the occasional good yuri). Can totally see self snuggling in very inappropriate places. Then again, on Alucard can see self snuggling him anywhere. Can barely watch anything without sticking some pairing in. Sarcastic, and tends to make fun of just about everything. Really into the romance, but likes a good fight as well (gets really hyper when Alucard and Anderson start to fight, and I can never tell why). Tends to connect things as well (has been known to make connections between Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Vampire Hunter D). Gets protective of Alucard (or Dracula or Vlad Tepes or whoever he may be referred to) in debates of history. Rant: Alucard is awesome. *squeal* I have to sit back and just stare at Alucard sometimes! Like on page 91 of volume 6! *flails* Sex on legs! SEX ON LEGS I TELL YOU! He beats everyone. PWNAGE ONTO ALL! I adore him. I mean come on. That hair. That fangy smile! How could you resist that wonderful-ness that is known as Alucard? He’s just so cool, and so sexy, and so irresistible, and he can suck my blood any time he wants, oh! And he’s got GUNS! Nice shiny guns, and a slave and a master, and ooh… kinky. *grin* Miscellany: On Fanfiction.net and DeviantArt. 
Name: Liforce
Pairings shipped: Sxself Personality: Quiet; doesn't speak unless spoken to. Never clings. Loves Alucard's fighting style and clothing choice. Has a thing for gunslingers in red. Rant: Alucard: Hello? What are you doing standing on my sholder? Liforce: Who me? Nothing at all just keep doing what your are doing and pretend I am not even here. Alucard: Ok? *Alucard begins to take a step forward* Liforce: Quick, there are some ghouls behind you! Alucard: *Turns and shoots and poses totally badass* Every fangirl on Alucard: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Alucard: What was that about!? Liforce: *singing "Give a Little Whistle": And always let your conscience be your guide... 
Name: Steph
Pairings shipped: Doesn't mind AxI or AxS; AxRip is cute; Axy!W is amusing; Shine made IxM cute; AxAA; HxYumie Personality: That quiet super nice girl who everyone likes, but hangs out by herself. Total geek. Loves video games and anime, lives on the computer. Likes evil people. Tends to sympathize more with "bad guys" for some reason. The type to research everything about Vlad the Impaler "because I wub me some vampire." Would cling to Alucard's face as a tiny little fangirl. Would shift between obsessive and silent shy awe. Likes the fighting, the romance, everything. As long as HE'S involved. Rant: I love Alucard's eyes. They're so cool and kinda hot. He's had such a hard life, so he deserves some fun now and then. Integra should let him loose more often! Let's see a bloodbath or ten!! *Froth* @.o Um.. Sorry about that. Alucard is so amazingly evil and cool in all the good ways. I'd let him bite me. I mean, if he liked me at all and wanted to. Eh heh. Heaven would be Alucard dipped in chocolate. ...Yeah, I'm a freak. I feel kind of silly ranting, to be honest. Oh well. <3 Miscellany: On DeviantArt 
Name: Samma
Pairings shipped: None Personality: Has a remarkable ability to be in the wrong place at the wrong time (not perverted, just underfoot), is more likely to debate politics with a character than molest them, but certainly wouldn't complain at molestation. Loves battles, fight scenes, and weapons in general, very assertive and dominant. Rant: Well, I'd be all over Integra, but my girlfriend would kill me, so I'll take Alucard. He's just awesome, from the outfit to the guns! For Pete's sake, how can you go wrong with a vampiric gunman? Not to mention his power--guy can do damn near anything without any apparent effort or losing an ounce of composure! And he's completely batty! Everybody loves a crazy man! They’re a staple! He’s got freaking everything, immortality, power, knowledge, firepower, a willing servant, not to mention the hot chick he works for! *Sigh* If only he were female… Miscellany: Website |
Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed. So please don't sue me.