Attack of the Fangirls' Profiles

The wombat round of fans of Seras Victoria:


Name: Ahab
Pairings shipped: PxS, Sxself
Personality: Tries to maintain a Zen balance between goth and hyper-peppy. Is a pervert to the end that Pip is a pervert - mostly for laughs. Will cuddle anything he's attached to; will focus on romance during peacetime, but with someone Seras doesn't like, or when Pip decides to get grabby in a way that aggravates Seras, will bite and scratch and hadoken and rally Seras to re-enact the American Civil War upon whomever is in her way. Just wants to see his police girl with a smile on her face.
Rant: AHHHHHH, MY SERAS! Oh, how many ways I do adore you! Your strength inhuman, your perfect, ample figure! How I love your bright red eyes, so full of emotion, so tender, revealing your last precious trace of humanity! I relish in your golden hair, your creamy complexion! Alucard be damned! Integra be damned! It is you, and you alone that keeps Hellsing interesting! Oh, Seras Victoria, what I would give for but a fraction of your prowess, a nip of your affection! I did cachinnate at those lowly Geese (my apologies Pip), frightened by but a fraction of your power!
(if Seras gets in a pinch:) Damnation to the all! Bathe them in hellfire, let them feel the sting of Harkonnen! Mow them down, chop them to bits, emulsify them! Oh, how I pity you who would stand and attack! Burn, break, flay! Rip, tear, shred! Show no mercy! KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!!

Name: Zach
Pairings shipped: AxS, SxP, SxI, AxAA
Personality: Loves the fighting, but pairings are intriguing as well. Would be hanging on to Seras urging her to flip out - either that or kiss Integra, maybe even feel her up a little.
Rant: Ohmgah, Seras totally needs to flip out and kill something now, cuz she's totally hot when she does that, 'course, she's also totally hot when she licked Integra's hand that one time, so maybe she ought to go do that, maybe even a little kiss, I mean, what's a little peck between friends, right? It was also pretty cute when she was snogging with Pip, but good God, she's so cool, and I can totally relate to her cuz she only know whats going on, like, half the time, but she still fights like a valkyrie and is strong willed and cute and holy crap and wombat.
Miscellany: Doesn't say "eeeeeeeeeeee" on entry, but "arrrrrrrrrr", because pirates rock his socks.

Name: John Hobbs
Pairings shipped: PxS; WxS; HxP
Personality: Tends to be dour and cynical, but is extremely excitable around weaponry. A fight between Yumie and Walter would probably make him faint.
Rant: Oh My god! It’s Seras! She has the biggest gun ever; it’s so big, so powerful! It can take out a tank and isn’t no namby-pamby peashooter like Alucard’s or simply pathetic like Father Alexander’s knives! It’s the best weapon ever, I love it so much, and because she owns it, her too! She’s just the best ever because of her gun! It must be like, a 75mm bore! That’s big, bigger then big, that’s the biggest and baddest personal weapon ever! She’s so strong, so badass to carry that thing. Wish I could own and operate such an impressive firearm!

Name: Bill
Pairings shipped: None
Personality: Would work his way to cuddling in certain places, but would stop if Seras objected. Shy, but wouldn't be hiding. Likes the intrigue and action of the series.
Rant: Seras is one of the easiest characters to understand. A young girl, drawn into a world she never knew, struggling to hold onto shreds of her humanity, as she comes to grasp with her life, or should I say, un-life. She also has a set of big, beautiful, lovely... eyes. Those eyes can draw me in like a hurt child, or drive me away like a ravenous lion. Seras is lovely, even if her hair did go from strawberry-blonde to pure blonde...
Miscellany: On Fanfiction.net

Name: Ray Torres
Pairings shipped: PxS, AxI
Personality: Very blunt and loud, never really shy. A tad bit pervy, and very into character romance.
Rant: OMIGOSHH!!! Seras pwns! I mean, isn't she the coolest!? She and Pip need to totally hook-up! And what's with the uniform? It needs to be waayyy shorter on the skirt. If he wasn't so old, I would think Walter was making a pass at her!


Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed.  So please don't sue me.